The Ultimate Survival Guide to Bedtime Monsters
A hilarious bedtime book that’s perfect for anyone, big or small, who’s afraid of what might be lurking under the bed. 32-page hardcover picture book.
Do you like awake at night worrying about monsters? Donut monsters? Blue monsters? DANCING ROBOT MONSTERS?! Then this is the book for you! This guide offers ten easy steps to ensure you’ll never be bothered by monsters again. Not even carrot monsters.
This hysterically illustrated picture book offers actionable solutions to fears about monsters that will make kids feel confident and that parents will appreciate too, like Step 2: brush your teeth before bed, because monsters hate the smell of minty fresh breath.
And don’t miss the cool free poster underneath the book jacket! Just take it off, hang it up, and never worry about monsters again.
We ship from West Des Moines, Iowa with our preferred carrier, United States Postal Service.
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Delays may be incurred as a result of COVID-19 or postal service issues that are outside of our control.
Some items are marked as Local Pickup Only and are unable to be shipped. If you do have such items in your cart at checkout you will be prompted with an error message if shipping method is selected.
We also sometime use recycled boxes and packing materials as a cost savings to you.
Domestic Shipping Rates and Estimates
At this time we are offering $10.00 flat rate standard shipping. Shipping rates subject to change without notice. We only ship to the US 48 contiguous states and the District of Columbia. We do not ship to Alaska, Hawaii, or internationally.
At this time we do not offer local delivery service.
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At this time we do not offer international shipping on orders.
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