The Ultimate Survival Guide to Bedtime Monsters
A hilarious bedtime book that’s perfect for anyone, big or small, who’s afraid of what might be lurking under the bed. 32-page hardcover picture book.
Do you like awake at night worrying about monsters? Donut monsters? Blue monsters? DANCING ROBOT MONSTERS?! Then this is the book for you! This guide offers ten easy steps to ensure you’ll never be bothered by monsters again. Not even carrot monsters.
This hysterically illustrated picture book offers actionable solutions to fears about monsters that will make kids feel confident and that parents will appreciate too, like Step 2: brush your teeth before bed, because monsters hate the smell of minty fresh breath.
And don’t miss the cool free poster underneath the book jacket! Just take it off, hang it up, and never worry about monsters again.
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