No Reading Allowed: The WORST Read-Aloud Book Ever
From the #1 New York Times bestselling creators of P Is for Pterodactyl! Get ready to poke fun at the English language and learn all about homophones, homonyms, and tricky punctuation...in this hilarious fresh look at the English language.
You can’t believe everything you hear! Did you know that a single word can have many different meanings, and sometimes, two words that sound alike can be spelled completely differently?
In The Worst Picture Book Ever, pairs of similar-sounding sentences are illustrated in two hilariously different ways. These illustrations gone awry highlight how absurd the English language can be when homophones, homonyms, and tricky punctuation are at play.
Hardcover picturebook. Perfect for young kids, older kids, ESL kids, and grown-ups who like word play.
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